

am going to be thinking “lindt chocolate beast” on a loop for the next 5-10 business days
i dont think any of you understand how important i am to the plot
you can kill me off but everyone will stop watching
bad news everyone. they power washed drugula.
one thing about me is i frickin love long ass youtube videos about the most random and niche topics imaginable. defunctland's investigation into who created the disney channel theme song? oh i was seated. a two hour breakdown on the lore of the entire tekken video game franchise? sign me up. a vlog about a cross-country roadtrip dining at every single rainforest cafe in the united states? i'm there.